Ewoks Blog
Im a Ewok who has gone insane and decided to tell my life story
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Wampas vs Ewoks
The wampas have been training a secret weapon known as N.S.Y.N.C
We must destroy them before there crapiness and horrible voices make our homeworld winter for the wampas to invade....Rumor has it that they are gay so My Brigade Psycho Ewoks go to hoth to get rid of project N.S.Y.N.C as we arrive at hoth we get the most brave and courageuous wookie who we tricked in to making himself look like Johnny Depp and to go lure Project N.S.Y.N.C in to a trap as he got in to there room...he said look at me im so hot and sexy dont you want me ^ _ ^ as he heard zippers unzipped he ran to our trap which succeded greatfully and we took there heads and put them on the wampas flag as a warning don't try this again