A wanderous walking path

As i was walking down a path i saw many strange things such as,Bush making since,Erifia with Ayla Skipping in a field of flowers,but continuing,I saw a Martian Manhunter John Jones(Easier to pronounce then his real name),It seems though he was setting a trap for a human
"vradadzle?"I said
"Hello" The Martian said
"Vayr de oy jdus hekg"I said
"I speak many languages Ewok even yours"The Martian said
"English is easier for me,So who you trying to trap"I said
"Lindsay Lohan"The Martian
"Here she comes duck"I said

As the pills for anerexics were on the ground lindsay screamed and hurried towards them but missed the trap,as i saw the martian sad and hated it i jumped out of the bushes and chucked my spear in to her head

"here you go Martian"I said
Handing him her body
"Thank you we will meet again young ewok"
"Many times in the sequal"

As I and the martian holding linsays body skipped in to the sunset

The End.