A wanderous walking path

As i was walking down a path i saw many strange things such as,Bush making since,Erifia with Ayla Skipping in a field of flowers,but continuing,I saw a Martian Manhunter John Jones(Easier to pronounce then his real name),It seems though he was setting a trap for a human
"vradadzle?"I said
"Hello" The Martian said
"Vayr de oy jdus hekg"I said
"I speak many languages Ewok even yours"The Martian said
"English is easier for me,So who you trying to trap"I said
"Lindsay Lohan"The Martian
"Here she comes duck"I said

As the pills for anerexics were on the ground lindsay screamed and hurried towards them but missed the trap,as i saw the martian sad and hated it i jumped out of the bushes and chucked my spear in to her head

"here you go Martian"I said
Handing him her body
"Thank you we will meet again young ewok"
"Many times in the sequal"

As I and the martian holding linsays body skipped in to the sunset

The End.

Dark side

Yeah the dark side wasnt working out so I joined with Erifia Apoc so we cool together she hangs with my army we protect her on and off we so cool Ewoks army just protecting instead of tossing rocks at people :) which is fun but anyways we got a message from Master Yoda who said "Erggg sith apprentices want my help, so annoing ever since i killed Darth Sidious HE CAME BACK OK , so anways, Destroy the Sith we must" "WOHOOOOO LETS GO MEN" I SCREAMED.

Ive gone to the dark side

MWHAHAHAHAHAH I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH MY BRIGADE THE PSYCHO EWOKS

WITH DARTH VADER MY BROTHER MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA

Wampas vs Ewoks

The wampas have been training a secret weapon known as N.S.Y.N.C
We must destroy them before there crapiness and horrible voices make our homeworld winter for the wampas to invade....Rumor has it that they are gay so My Brigade Psycho Ewoks go to hoth to get rid of project N.S.Y.N.C as we arrive at hoth we get the most brave and courageuous wookie who we tricked in to making himself look like Johnny Depp and to go lure Project N.S.Y.N.C in to a trap as he got in to there room...he said look at me im so hot and sexy dont you want me ^ _ ^ as he heard zippers unzipped he ran to our trap which succeded greatfully and we took there heads and put them on the wampas flag as a warning don't try this again

Wax Job

The following is translated in English

WEWWHAHAHWHAHAHAHHA
EHWHDUHRF:KHDKHDJDH

Today i went to get a wax job at We suck at Wax Jobs i say it looks good but my bretheran say you smell like Wampa crap what wax did they use again??¿¿

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